Every news channel is running talk shows on conversion drive by some organizations ( idealogue and parent organization of our current leadership); where different panelist are debating the issue with full fervor. The government ( BJP) is seeing in the controversy, an oppurtunity to bring 'anti conversion law' - and thus take away one of our fundamental right. But I being an unemployed person, with no hope of getting a good job in near future- because of massive reduction in jobs in the country by current government- find an oppurtunity in this conversion drive. I am a Hindu ( according to VHP, RSS, Bajrang Dal I may not be, I dont know) and if I convert to any other religion and then reconvert to hinduism under " Ghar Vaapsi" programme, I will get cash which depends on the religion from which I will be converting back . According to the 'rate card' in the market it is most beneficial to become a Muslim and then become a Hindu again. Meri berozgari to dur hogi. Sayad yahi wo vikas ka tarika tha jisse koi gareeb nahi rahega bharat main, jiski baat ek " Chaiwaala " karta tha. Tabhi to twitter main apni 'chai pakode' ki tasveere dalne waala aaj desh main dheere dheere jo aag fail rahi hain us baare main kuch tweet nahi kar raha. Manmohan Singh ko gunga bolna waala aaj khud maun-vrat dharan kar chuka hain. '56 inch ki chaati' hone ka daawa karne waale aur "Na khaunga na khaane dunga" jaise bhasan dene waale ki party k har insaan ki kamar aaj 56 inch ki ho gai hain kha khakar, lekin bhookh nahi mit rahi. Sayad 2021 tak har kisi ki ghar waapsi karwakar aur Bharat desh ki multi- religious aur pluralist identity mitakar desh ka vikaas hoga. Tab tak aap yahi sochkar apne man ko tasalli de ki International market main jo Crude Oil ka rate kum hua hain , jiski wajah se petrol deisel ka rate kum hua hain wo hamare Chaiwaale ne kiya hain. Chaiwaale ne apni 56 inch ki chaati se Tel k kuen khod diye gulf countries jakar, jiski wajah se oil ki supply bad gayi aur crude oil ki keemat kum ho gai. Aur america main shale gas ke record production ka bhi sayad yahi karan hoga.
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